Booooon!: nice!! another work movie thing
Me: I know. My boss rocks the party.
Tim knows his shit around here, man
Me: At work. He’s a smart cookie
Booooon!: Oh, Oh yeah he is
Me: He knows everything
Me: Yah! He knows how to de-ice fuel lines!
And sail pirate ships!
Booooon!: very useful stuff!
Me:I think he even knows how to do a full open-heart bypass!
Booooon!: well, who doesn’t?
Me: I don’t =(
I called in sick that day.
Booooon!: of course you know how
Me: No, no I don’t.
I can make my dove look dead though.
And chew bubble gum.
Can you chew bubble gum?
Booooon!: I think I might be able to do that.
i’ve seen you do that thing with your dove
Me: I wonder if the dove can play dead and chew bubblegum at the same time.
Booooon!: Oooooo, NOW that would be a trick.
Me: Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
Have you ever put non-food in the microwave?
We should do that.
Does George have a nice microwave?
Booooon!: yeah, he has a microwave
Me: we should put not-food in it
My microwave sucks
Booooon!: why non food?
Me: Because food doesn’t really do anything interesting, just predictable food-things.
Like soup does soup-asplosions.
Booooon!: true true
Me: But non-food stuff…man, you just dont.know
Booooon!: this is true
Me: Like Peeps. Peeps aren’t food, and look what happens there. That’s not natural.
I think I’ve missed 11:11 like, a gazillion times.
I’ve lost my cosmic connection with the universe.
Booooon!: OMG!!!! how?
Me: I don’t know!!
Maybe if I learned how to do open heart surgery it would help.
Booooon!: it might
Me: Or got cooler socks. I have really boring socks.
Booooon!: i’m not sure that will help
Me: How about open heart surgery while wearing cooler socks and a colander on my head?
The socks being on my feet, not on my head.
Booooon!: that will do it.
Voulez-voulez-vous da Boon.